Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Gas Station Show (1992)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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• Kelly : Daddy, is Bundy Sunday Funday officially over?

  Al : Uh, yes, Pumpkin, I'm... I'm afraid that it is. But don't worry, see, next week we're gonna take a nice drive up to the woods and we're going huntin'. See, I'll be the only one carrying the rifle and you kids can run out there and flush out the game. We'll call it Bundy Sunday Gunday.

• Bud : Hey, Dad, can I order the geek around, too?

  Al : [Putting an arm around Peg]  Hey, marry your own.

• Peggy Bundy : Well, we went back to the house to look for the money, but Mom called. She was a little down. She got on a scale today and it said she weighed 380. She's been 374 since high school, and she's afraid... she's afraid she's getting fat.

  Al : Uh, don't worry, Peg. She probably had six pounds of food stuck between her teeth.

  Peggy Bundy : When I think of how that woman loves you. Thank God she can't hear you.

  Al : Thank God she can't EAT me!

• Al : Now, here's the plan. We're going to take a Sunday drive.

  Kelly : In the Dodge? Aaaaahh!

  Al : Just for that, you ride in the backseat with your mother.