Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Goodbye Girl (1992)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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• Kelly : A fat woman comes to the gate today, her muumuu covering what must have been three or four heinies. Now she could exit through an itty-bitty turnstile or a huge gate - guess which one she chooses! A line was forming. I had to do something. So, I went and got a tub of butter from the Delta Burke "Let's Get Big" exhibit and oiled her up. Then I went over to Star Trek Land, hotwired the Enterprise and sent it up where no man has gone before! She goes flying like a vegetable out of Dad's mouth, right into "The Facts of Life" fan club pavilion. Thank God it's always empty. Can somebody give me a reason to live?

• Kelly : Why doesn't the world explode into a fiery pus-filled death?

• [coaching the kids to attack Bud] 

  Kelly : That's it, kids! Destroy his evil tentacles!

  [high-pitched scream from Bud] 

  Kelly : *Tentacles*, kids, I said tentacles!

• Bud Bundy : Vengeance shall be mine!

  Kelly : Then Vengeance can't be a woman.