Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Great Escape (1988)

Teri Weigel: Jade

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Quotes 

• [Al is fondling the right foot and leg of an attractive young woman at the shoe store] 

  Jade : Oh, sir. It's been 10 minutes. Don't you think you should get me a shoe?

  Al Bundy : That's an all-too-common mistake in the shoe biz, miss. You see, us real pros understand the need of holding a foot and getting a good look at the leg so we know what we're dealing with. I hope you're not too uncomfortable.

  Jade : Well, actually... it turns me on.

  [Peggy and the rest of the Bundys enter] 

  Al Bundy : We're closed!

  [Peggy sits down in the chair behind Al who immediately knows who it is] 

  Al Bundy : Go home, Peg!

  Peggy Bundy : I am home, Al.

• Bud Bundy : While you're here, can I show you some of our bras?

  Jade : I think I better be going.

  [Jade bends over to get her shoes, giving Bud a good look at her chest] 

  Bud Bundy : Well, could you show me some of yours?