Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Great Escape (1988)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : Oh, come on. I mean, when am I ever going to need to know math?

  Bud Bundy : Well, you may need it for your career, you know... three Whoppers, large fries, and a Coke.

• Termite Boss : Listen, I can, uh, squeeze you in on Saturday.

  Peggy Bundy : Saturday's fine.

  Kelly Bundy : Saturday?

  Peggy Bundy : Is a check okay?

  [the termite boss looks around the house] 

  Termite Boss : No.

• Bud Bundy : Kel, why don't you just give me the tickets? You're not getting out of here.

  Kelly Bundy : That's what they said about the 10th grade, but eventually, I will.

• Kelly Bundy : Uh, Dad? In case of an emergency, where are the other exits?

  Al Bundy : There are no other exits, but don't worry. Nothing will happen. But if something does, I've got the keys right here.

  [pats his pocket] 

  Al Bundy : So you can't leave me behind.

• Kelly Bundy : Will you guys go to sleep. I'm trying to study.

  Bud Bundy : [holds up Kelly's school books]  Oh, then, uh, won't you need these books?

  [Al and Peggy stare at Kelly] 

  Kelly Bundy : [chuckles nervously]  Oh, God, I was studying so hard, I thought I had them.

  [Kelly walks over to get her books and purposely stomps on Bud while walking back to the counter] 

  Bud Bundy : Owww!

  Kelly Bundy : Sorry.

  Bud Bundy : Dad, Kelly stepped on me.

  Al Bundy : Get used to it, son. They do that your whole life.