Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Great Escape (1988)

Cliff Bemis: Termite Boss

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• Termite Boss : Yo, Mr. Bundy! More news on the termite front.

  Al Bundy : Ahh! Let me guess, a termite slipped in the tub, broke his wing, and he's suing us.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, on the good side, he can't get much.

• Termite Boss : So, Mr. Bundy, we tent this baby up and in just a couple of days, adios, termites.

  Al Bundy : Oh, yeah? Well, how much will it cost to tent this baby up?

  Termite Boss : Just a second.

  [pulls out his calculator] 

  Termite Boss : Now, let's see. We're, uh, we're gonna need the special tent.

  Al Bundy : Special tent? For what?

  Termite Boss : Well, you know, your house is shaped oddly.

  Al Bundy : You mean like a house?

  Termite Boss : Yeah, too bad. Now, let's see, you got floors, that's extra. You got rooms, that's extra.

  Peggy Bundy : And windows, too.

  Termite Boss : Uh-oh. Now, you got an attached garage, so I'll give you 10% off, but then it is another room, so that's extra. Plus gratuity. That comes to $1750.

• Termite Boss : Listen, I can, uh, squeeze you in on Saturday.

  Peggy Bundy : Saturday's fine.

  Kelly Bundy : Saturday?

  Peggy Bundy : Is a check okay?

  [the termite boss looks around the house] 

  Termite Boss : No.