Married... with Children (TV Series)
The Harder They Fall (1989)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
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Quotes
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Steve Rhoades : Oh my God! It could be him. Look at the size of him! He looks like acid must have been thrown in his face! This guy is fresh out of the asylum!
Kelly Bundy : Oh, that's my date.
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[Kelly returns home]
Peggy Bundy : What happened to your date?
Kelly Bundy : He wanted to study. So I just had to tell him I'm not that kind of girl.
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Steve Rhoades : Uh, listen, Marcy, um, I've been thinking. We don't have the Bundys over at our house nearly enough.
Marcy Rhoades : That's your rule, Steve. Remember the speech that began, quote, "I'd watch a colorized version of Casablanca before I let those..."
Steve Rhoades : Yeah, I know, I know. Um... But I just think it would be a nice gesture for us to share our VHS format with our neighbors and good friends, the Bundys. Uh, what do you say, guys?
Al Bundy : Well, pigeon is better the second day. Let's go!
[Peggy and Al head over to the Rhoades' house]
Marcy Rhoades : What's this all about, Steve?
Steve Rhoades : Nothing. I just want to spend an evening or two with good friends.
Bud Bundy : Hey, Kel, some guy's gonna beat the tar out of Mr. Rhoades.
Kelly Bundy : Oh, cool!
[Bud and Kelly leaves]
Steve Rhoades : And... then there's that.
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Al Bundy : All right, so our life stinks. At least we're going to have movies. I sent your mother to Bob's Betas and Bell Bottoms in Milwaukee.
Kelly Bundy : How come Mom can cross state lines and I can't?
Al Bundy : Because your mom didn't go in a van with a bumper sticker that read, "Don't come a-knockin' if you see this van a-rockin'."
Kelly Bundy : That could be taken a lot of different ways.
Bud Bundy : And so can you.