Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Harder They Fall (1989)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : Gee, Mr. Rhodes, you seem scared.

  Steve Rhoades : Oh, not scared, really. I mean, you know me, I'm not a man who runs from trouble. When trouble troubles me, I trouble trouble.

  [doorbell rings] 

  Steve Rhoades : It's trouble!

• Steve Rhoades : Uh, listen, Marcy, um, I've been thinking. We don't have the Bundys over at our house nearly enough.

  Marcy Rhoades : That's your rule, Steve. Remember the speech that began, quote, "I'd watch a colorized version of Casablanca before I let those..."

  Steve Rhoades : Yeah, I know, I know. Um... But I just think it would be a nice gesture for us to share our VHS format with our neighbors and good friends, the Bundys. Uh, what do you say, guys?

  Al Bundy : Well, pigeon is better the second day. Let's go!

  [Peggy and Al head over to the Rhoades' house] 

  Marcy Rhoades : What's this all about, Steve?

  Steve Rhoades : Nothing. I just want to spend an evening or two with good friends.

  Bud Bundy : Hey, Kel, some guy's gonna beat the tar out of Mr. Rhoades.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, cool!

  [Bud and Kelly leaves] 

  Steve Rhoades : And... then there's that.

• Al Bundy : All right, so our life stinks. At least we're going to have movies. I sent your mother to Bob's Betas and Bell Bottoms in Milwaukee.

  Kelly Bundy : How come Mom can cross state lines and I can't?

  Al Bundy : Because your mom didn't go in a van with a bumper sticker that read, "Don't come a-knockin' if you see this van a-rockin'."

  Kelly Bundy : That could be taken a lot of different ways.

  Bud Bundy : And so can you.