Married... with Children (TV Series)
The House That Peg Lost (1989)
Tracy Justrich: Tasha
Quotes
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Kelly Bundy : Hey, Bud, before you go, do us a favor and say, "I'm drinking milk, and one day I'm gonna be big and strong!"
[all the girls laugh]
Bud Bundy : Funny, Kel. Oh, I almost forgot, there were a few messages for you. Let's see... Dan Peterson called. He said that tomorrow night behind the 7-11 would be fine.
Kelly Bundy : [quickly] Uh, Bud, I don't think we need to hear that now...
Lauren : Dan Peterson? That's my boyfriend!
Bud Bundy : [innocently] Oh, is he? Well, Kelly thinks he's hers. Now let's see... Greg Barnett called, too. You have a date with him on Tuesday. Oh, and "wear something tight."
Tasha : Wait a minute! I'm dating Greg.
Bud Bundy : [innocently] Uh-oh. Well, let's see... whose boyfriend is Bobby Brocatto?
Karen , Charlene : [together] Mine.
Bud Bundy : Uh-oh. Well, you guys have a lot to talk about. Good night.
[Bud exits]
Tasha : You're seeing my Greg?
Lauren : And Dan?
Kelly Bundy : Well... I wasn't going to keep them.
Lauren : Sow!
Tasha : Trollop!
Lauren : Tramp!
Tasha : Slut!
Lauren : Bundy!
[with that, Kelly hauls off and punches Lauren. A huge catfight begins as Lauren and Tasha gang up on Kelly, hitting, scratching and slapping her, and Karen and Charlene begin punching and slapping each other. Bud re-appears at the top of the stairs and starts taking pictures of the girls' catfight with a mini-camera]
Bud Bundy : Yum yum, gimme some!
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[Kelly's friends enter, talking to each other, then stopped after noticing Steve and Marcy]
Lauren : Gee, Kel, who are the old people?
Tasha : Is this your mom and dad?
Kelly Bundy : Oh, God, no. No, these are just the neighbors. They live in the empty lot next door.
Tasha : They look dirty.
Girls : Ewww!