Married... with Children (TV Series)
The Joke's on Al (1996)
Tim Conway: Ephraim Wanker
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Quotes
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Ephraim Wanker : I'm gonna go hitch the winch up to Mama's girdle and twang her on outta here.
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Gary Coleman : [as a reverend] For the 37th time, Bundy, do you take this woman to be your wife?
Al Bundy : For the 37th, 8th, and 9th times: No, no, no.
Peggy Bundy : Come on, Al. It's not like we're really getting married. We're just renewing our vows. Besides, Dad's got you covered.
[Al turns around and sees Ephraim holding a flask and pointing a rifle at him]
Al Bundy : Just like old times, eh, Ephraim?
Ephraim Wanker : Only this time the gun is loaded. And so am I!