Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Joke's on Al (1996)

Tim Conway: Ephraim Wanker

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Quotes 

• Ephraim Wanker : I'm gonna go hitch the winch up to Mama's girdle and twang her on outta here.

• Gary Coleman : [as a reverend]  For the 37th time, Bundy, do you take this woman to be your wife?

  Al Bundy : For the 37th, 8th, and 9th times: No, no, no.

  Peggy Bundy : Come on, Al. It's not like we're really getting married. We're just renewing our vows. Besides, Dad's got you covered.

  [Al turns around and sees Ephraim holding a flask and pointing a rifle at him] 

  Al Bundy : Just like old times, eh, Ephraim?

  Ephraim Wanker : Only this time the gun is loaded. And so am I!