Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Joke's on Al (1996)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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Quotes 

• Jefferson D'Arcy : Congratulations. What are you gonna do with all the money?

  Al Bundy : I'm gonna quit my job, burn down this house, and live out my days on Hooter Island.

• Gary Coleman : Al, do you take June to be your lawfully wedded wife?

  Al Bundy : [looks at Jefferson]  What do you want me to say, Jefferson? You want me to say you're king? I wont say it! I'm not gonna say it! Admit that this is your little joke.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : [smugly]  It's not

  [he hears a car pull up outside and goes to the door] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : *This* is my joke

  [he opens the door and Peggy appears] 

  Peggy Bundy : Hi Al!

  [Kelly and Bud cry "Mom!" and go to embrace her] 

  Al Bundy : [to the Reverend]  I do!

  Gary Coleman : [indicating Peg]  Who is this woman?

  Al Bundy : She nobody. Just my wife.

  [to Bud] 

  Al Bundy : Hurry up with the ring, boy!

  Peggy Bundy : What is going on here?

  Al Bundy : Well, Peg it all started with ten pizzas...

  Peggy Bundy : Shut up, Al!