Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Old College Try (1992)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Marcy D'Arcy : What's that on your chin? Have some of the stronger boys been rubbing your face in the dirt again?

  Bud Bundy : It's called a beard. Surely, you've seen one before in the mirror.

• Bud Bundy : I was in my dorm room studying, when a bunch of babes came in and invited me to my first college pajama party. Not just any pajama party, a bottoms-only pajama party.

• Bud Bundy : All the guys dorms were full, so they put me in the women's dorm. Luckily, they knew I was mature enough to handle it. Excuse me one moment.

  [Bud pulls out a drill and drills a peep hole] 

  Al Bundy : That's low, son... It's too low! You'll be looking at kneecaps! Move it up, boy, move it up.

  Peggy Bundy : Al, we are here to talk to Bud.

  Al Bundy : I am talking to him. Come on, make a hole for Daddy.