Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Stepford Peg (1997)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Kelly : Hey, Mom needs one of those guys, you know, the ones that make you take your clothes off when you go into their office.

  Bud : The Principal?

• Kelly : Hey, Daddy? You, ah, you might not remember this,

  [sits on the chair] 

  Kelly : but before your accident, you promised me a new car.

  Al : Pumpkin, you may not remember this, but MOMMY is the vegetable in the family.

  Kelly : Oh. Oh, right. DUH.

  Al : Well, the other one.

• Kelly : Mom's cooking? I'm going to call the doctor.

  Al : [Raises a hand to stop Kelly]  Touch that phone, I'll kill ya.

• Al : Kids, now that we've retrained Mommy, I've come up with a plan that will maximise her productivity. There are three of us. And Mommy can only work 24 hours a day.

  Kelly : Why?

  Al : [Ignoring her; to Bud]  There are two of us.