Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Stepford Peg (1997)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy : Am I in Hell?

  Al : No, Peg, if you were in Hell then you'd be sitting on a throne and the devil would be packing.

• [Marcy watches Peg wash her car and can't take it anymore] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Ohh, I can't stand this for another minute! Look Peggy, Al's brainwashed you. You are not cheerful, tidy and hardworking. You're mean, rude and sloppy. You're a horrible wife, worst mother and proud of it.

  Peggy : I beg your pardon?

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Peggy, I say this with love. You're the laziest bitch in Chicago.

  Peggy : And you are a bitter woman Marcy Darcy. You see my loving, picture perfect family and all of a sudden your pretty boy husband and foreign car don't seem so spiffy. Well, your jealous lies aren't getting thought to Mrs. Al Bundy. Good day.

  [Peg picks up her bucket with cleaning solutions] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Well... Peggy, wait.

  Peggy : [picks up the rag]  And for future reference, my Al prefers to have his paper on the porch, not in the bushes. Remember that or we'll tell your supervisor.

• Al : Peg, you know I'm not one to beat around the bush, unless, of course, you're in it. So I'll make this fast.

  Peggy : Like you know any other way.

• Bob Rooney : Say, how did you get these margheritas so frothy?

  Peggy : Well I had a battery-operated cocktail stirrer. Found it in my nightstand.