Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Stepford Peg (1997)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Jefferson : OK, Al. I'm here.

  [sniffing the air] 

  Jefferson : Hey, hey. Do I smell... food?

  Al : [walking over to him]  Jefferson, my man, I've got more food stuck in my teeth than my colon's seen in many a year.

  Jefferson : Thanks for sharing that, Al.

  Al : Oh, I'm not sharing it.