Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Two That Got Away (1995)

Shannon Tweed: Shannon Tweed

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• Shannon Tweed : So the next time you want to see me in a hot tub, you rent my upcoming straight-to-video classic, Ernest Pays for Sex. And don't forget to rewind.

• Shannon Tweed : Being a famous actress, I guess I've gotten used to having my own way and , well, I might have forgotten that other people have feelings too. But without those people, I'm not a famous star, I'm just an average woman.

  Al Bundy : With way above average hooters.

• Shannon Tweed : God!, you're so sexy, if you weren't married...

  Al Bundy : Oh I'm not married, No, I, I, I live alone with my red-headed mother.