Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Two That Got Away (1995)

Jasmin Paul: Star Disher

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Before I get to the main event, I would like to start this auction with a genuine photograph of the Loch Ness monster.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : [looks at the photo]  God, Al, that's horrific. What exactly is that?

  Al Bundy : A picture of Peg's mom in the bathtub.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : I don't see a bathtub in there.

  Al Bundy : Trust me Jefferson, it's under there somewhere.

  Star Disher : [looks at the photo]  That's not the Loch Ness monster. He's not that big.