Married... with Children (TV Series)
The Undergraduate (1995)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
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Quotes
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Kelly : What's the big deal? Lots of attractive starlets go out with younger guys. To name a few: Cher... Madonna... Liberace...
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Robby Bennett : The Bennett family motto is "we see it, we want it, we get it."
Kelly : Well, the Bundy family motto is "it sees us, insults us, we kick its ass."
Robby Bennett : Do you know who my dad is?
Kelly : Sure, your father.
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Kelly : As the Chinese philosopher Unconscious once said: "It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never seen 'Lost in Space' at all."
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Kelly : Bud, you've got to help me!
Bud Bundy : Hey, I would like to, but you fired me. And I only took this gig to make ends meet.
Kelly : OK, OK, your un-fired. Now just get me out of this. Play something fast.
Bud Bundy : OK, but I want 80 percent and... and I want a photo of you and Robby together.
Kelly : Why?
Bud Bundy : In case someday I want 90 percent.
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Kelly : Guess what my secret admirer brought for me today. Twelve long-stemmed roses.
Peggy : Al, how come you never send me roses?
Al : I don't like you, Peg.
Kelly : Anyway, Mom, I was at my audition for Easy-Off jeans. You know, the jeans so tight that you're the only one who knows you're wearing pants? Now this is a *nationwide* commercial. I mean, all thirteen colonies. And actually, I was really nervous. Then all of a sudden the delivery guy brings me these flowers.
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Kelly : [as her date arrives, time to meet her secret admirer] I've never been this nervous. I'm on the edge of my feet!
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Kelly : [as Bud taunts her re her grade-school date] Get away from me, demon seed!
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Kelly : Look, Bud, I'm a woman. And we felines have a way of picking the right guy. That's why nobody's picked you.
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Kelly : [to Bud, who admits to having stalked] Budkenstein, first of all, following your hand to the bed is not a considered stalking.