Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Undergraduate (1995)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Kelly : Bud, you've got to help me!

  Bud Bundy : Hey, I would like to, but you fired me. And I only took this gig to make ends meet.

  Kelly : OK, OK, your un-fired. Now just get me out of this. Play something fast.

  Bud Bundy : OK, but I want 80 percent and... and I want a photo of you and Robby together.

  Kelly : Why?

  Bud Bundy : In case someday I want 90 percent.

• Kelly : [pries Bud away from mocking her schoolboy date]  Get over here, dung-beetle! What am I gonna do?

  Bud Bundy : Just answer me three questions, all right? Number one, how funny is this? Two, who the man? And three, how funny is this?

  Kelly : Somehow, some way, I will get you for this.

• Kelly : It's only a junior prom. I can do it with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back.

  Bud Bundy : It's sort of like one of your real dates then, hey?

  Kelly : You're fired!