Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Undergraduate (1995)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

Quotes 

• Kelly : Guess what my secret admirer brought for me today. Twelve long-stemmed roses.

  Peggy : Al, how come you never send me roses?

  Al : I don't like you, Peg.

  Kelly : Anyway, Mom, I was at my audition for Easy-Off jeans. You know, the jeans so tight that you're the only one who knows you're wearing pants? Now this is a *nationwide* commercial. I mean, all thirteen colonies. And actually, I was really nervous. Then all of a sudden the delivery guy brings me these flowers.

• Kelly : [re her schoolboy date]  Mom, Dad, what am I gonna do?

  Al : Well, charm him, and then conveniently forget to sign the prenup.

  Kelly : Mom...?

  Peggy : Well... He's kinda cute.

  Kelly : He's a *fetus!*