Married... with Children (TV Series)
The Unnatural (1990)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Marcy : Oh, it's too bad some men don't know how to give up their sports gracefully instead of lingering on like big babies.
Al : Yeah, doggone it. If we could only be comfortable with our age like you darn gals. You know, I mean, in the morning you go into the bathroom, a little blush, a little mascara and voila. You got an old woman scared of rain. Then you try and clean and jerk your breasts into a bra, ease some exercise pants over that front and back belly, go down to the market and flirt with the bag boy. I guess what I'm trying to say is it's just pretty pathetic when we guys try to cling to our youth.
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Al : [to Kelly and Bud] Now kids, before we vote, may I share a little rhyme I learned when I was both your ages. D is for da many pies I made for you A is for the apple in my eye D is for the dish you ate the pie in D is for de apple of my eye Y because I love you Put them all together they spell DADDY.
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Al Bundy : Who's the guy with the backpack shaped like my wife?
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Al Bundy : Bundy, needing to score to win the game, lowered his head into the toughest catcher in the game and took out Mrs. Shephaus... separating her shoulder and ending her career. Mallers win and Bundy, once again, M.V.P.
