Married... with Children (TV Series)

Thinnergy (1987)

David Garrison: Steve Rhoades

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• Steve Rhoades : If you were to try this diet for even one week, you'd show her that you care. Then if you were both on it, you could both go off it, together. Together is the key word, Al.

  Al : So all I gotta do is starve and be miserable for a week, then my life will go back to the normal hell it always was.

• Al : Dammit, Steve, we're men. It's our God-given right to watch sports and smut. Since when do we have to apologize for that?

  Steve Rhoades : I think since the Seventies.

• Steve Rhoades : You know what we learned last Tuesday at Marcy's women's club meeting?

  Al : [occupied with sexy stewardesses on TV]  I don't care.