Married... with Children (TV Series)

Turning Japanese (1996)

Todd Parker: Officer Stan

Quotes 

• Iqbal : Officer's Dan and Stan, what can I do for you?

  Officer Dan : We got a call about an indecent sex act being performed here on-stage.

  Iqbal : I assure you officers, I do not allow or have indecent sex acts in my establishment.

  Officer Dan : Then get one!

  Officer stan : We didn't ditch that drug stakeout for nothing.