Sandy : Excuse me, but am I invisible?
Al : Possibly from Pluto.
Sandy : These shoes are too big. I'm swimming in them.
Al : Well, that'll explain the life preserver under your dress.
Al : [Al's finger is caught in a fat woman's shoe] I wonder what could happen to make this situation any worse.
Sandy : I have to go to the bathroom.
[Al has just gotten his finger caught in a fat woman's shoe]
Sandy : Oh, these shoes are great! They fit perfectly. They feel good too. Do they have some kind of gel lining?
Al : Yes. That's the blood on the inside spurting from my severed digit!
Sandy : I'm not leaving here until you help me!
Al : Well, I don't know what I can do that God and Deal-A-Meal couldn't, but I'll give it a shot.
Sandy : Look, I am a size five. And you are going to serve me a size five shoe, even if I have to sit here all night!
Al : So, because you're mad at me, you're going to take it out on a perfectly innocent chair. A chair which has already suffered enough.
Sandy : I've just about had enough of you!
Al : You wouldn't say that if I came with fries and a medium drink. You know medium? The size between small and you!
Sandy : I'm going to go out on a limb here. You've never been employee of the month, have you?
Al : That's right. But if I were you, I wouldn't be going out on any limbs.
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