- [playing Mad Libs]
- Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: Now, somebody give me a verb.
- Al: Cluck?
- Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: Okay. Now, somebody give me a command.
- Ariel: Cluck you?
- Al: [chuckles] I like you.
- Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: You know, maybe Mad Libs is a little too advanced for you people. Let's just play 20 Questions. Now, who wants to start?
- Al: Go to hell.
- Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: That's not a question.
- Ariel: Why don't you go to hell?
- Al: [chuckles] I *really* like you.
- [last lines]
- Kelly Bundy: [Kelly is in the Land of Oz] It's no fair. The Cowardly Lion got courage, the Tin Man got a heart, and you got a brain.
- Scarecrow: Well, what did the Wizard give *you*?
- Kelly Bundy: A physical.
- Jefferson D'Arcy: Al, I know we swore on a stack of Big 'Uns that we would keep the secret way out a secret, but...
- Al: I think you're right, Jefferson. This is a matter of life... or sex.
- Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: As your civil defense block captain, I am taking charge here. You are to follow my orders without any questions.
- Kelly Bundy: So, we're supposed to act like Mr. D'Arcy?
- Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: I said no questions!
- Radio Announcer: [voice] Well, it's not over yet, folks. That tornado that hit Cook County is expected to double back at force five.
- Al: Force five? F5? That's five times stronger than the last one!
- [both Peggy and Marcy are fixing themselves up by putting on makeup]
- Jefferson D'Arcy: Dear God, no! I can't live through that again!
- Al: Oh... the darkness... the cold... the awful suction...
- Jefferson D'Arcy: I'm not talking about the tornado, Al!
- Al: Neither am I!
- Peggy Bundy: Kelly, that is really a twister! Those kids are really trapped on that bus!
- Kelly Bundy: Cool!
- Peggy Bundy: Cool? How could you be insensitive? This storm can pre-empt Oprah!