Married... with Children (TV Series)

User Friendly (1995)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Photos 

Quotes 

• Dr. Kessler : My goal is to prove that the human male's psycho-sexual needs can be fully satisfied with my machine, thereby eliminating the embarrassment of rejection.

  Kelly Bundy : Do you really think that you can make *this* obsolete?

  [takes off her lab coat, wears little black dress underneath] 

  Kelly Bundy : Do you care to discuss this over a moonlit stroll?

  [the Doctor is only too keen] 

• Al Bundy : What's up?

  Kelly Bundy : It's Bud, Dad. He hasn't showered in four days, he disappears at night, and he has no interest in the opposite sex anymore.

  Al Bundy : And the problem is?

  Kelly Bundy : Daddy, he's like that and he's not even married.

• Bud Bundy : Look, Kelly, I don't need Amber, okay? I have her. Dr. Kessler introduced me to cybersex and I can create Amber any time I want.

  Kelly Bundy : But she's not the real Amber.

  Bud Bundy : Oh, oh, she's better. She does what I want, whenever I want it. You see, Kel, this is the breakthrough that men have been waiting for since the beginning of time. You know what? It looks like you and your cross-legged, "let's talk," gift-expecting, ordering-the-most-expensive-thing-on-the-menu, "what about me?" bimbo sapiens are about to be made obsolete.

• Amber : Hi, Kelly.

  Kelly Bundy : Hey, Amber, what's up?

  Amber : Your mom needs her TV Guide. She says it's in the room of broken promises.

  Kelly Bundy : Ah, that would be in her bedroom. Okay.

• Bud Bundy : Kelly, guess what? I've been chosen to do a research project on human behavior.

  Kelly Bundy : So, where do you fit in?

  Bud Bundy : Well, unlike you, in the front seat of a car. That's another story. The point is they're paying me three hundred bucks. Which should earn me first class passage on the old Amber Airline.

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah, like she's really knocking down the door to see you after your little movie theater popcorn trick.

  Amber : [at the door]  Hi, Bud.

  [walks in] 

  Amber : Hi, Kelly.

  Kelly Bundy : Hi, Amber, what's up?

  Amber : Your Mom needs her TV Guide. She says it's in the room of broken promises.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, that would be in her bedroom. Okay.

  [goes off to fetch]