"Married... with Children" User Friendly (TV Episode 1995) - Katey Sagal as Peggy Bundy

Peggy Bundy : That's it. I'm going over to Marcy's.

Al Bundy : Uh, tell her I said, "Cluck."
Peggy Bundy : Come on, Al. Call an electrician.

Al Bundy : I will not. Just because someone calls himself an electrician doesn't mean he knows any more about electricity than the average guy.
Peggy Bundy : Al, are you ready to call an electrician?

Al Bundy : I will not! I'm gonna find out what this darn switch does if it kills me AND Jefferson!
Peggy Bundy : Al, there is not an eyebrow left among you. Please call someone.

Al Bundy : I will not. All we have to do, Peg, is find out where the last few of these wires go and I can start my vacation anew.

Peggy Bundy : And what about Bob Rooney? You know, he's been missing for two days.

Al Bundy : Bob Rooney's not missing. Right, Bob Rooney?

Bob Rooney : [from inside the wall] Right, Al!

Al Bundy : See? He's in the wall.

Peggy Bundy : He is stuck in our house, Al.

Al Bundy : Like he's the only one.
[Al sneaks downstairs]

Peggy Bundy : [from upstairs] Al, you better not be fooling with that switch again.

Al Bundy : [quietly] I'm not, pookie.

[looks at the switch]

Al Bundy : What the hell does this thing do?

[as Al flicks the switch, the light in Buck's doghouse outside flicks on and off]

Buck : Man, I gotta find out where the switch to this light is.

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy