Married... with Children (TV Series)
User Friendly (1995)
JD Cullum: Dr. Kessler
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Quotes
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Dr. Kessler : My goal is to prove that the human male's psycho-sexual needs can be fully satisfied with my machine, thereby eliminating the embarrassment of rejection.
Kelly Bundy : Do you really think that you can make *this* obsolete?
[takes off her lab coat, wears little black dress underneath]
Kelly Bundy : Do you care to discuss this over a moonlit stroll?
[the Doctor is only too keen]
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[watching Bud perform in a virtual reality sex experiment]
Sandy : Oh, I recognize this. It's foreplay.
Dr. Kessler : Either that or he has a spastic colon.
Bud Bundy : Oh, baby, what you do.
Dr. Kessler : Yeah, it's his colon.
Sandy : Let's get a second opinion.
[to a nearby janitor]
Sandy : Hey, Bruno. What does this look like to you?
Bruno : Looks like I'm gonna need a bigger mop.
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Bud Bundy : Uh, look, Dr. Kessler, I don't mean to doubt your little, uh... Your little pleasure pouch here, but, see, you're dealing with a guy who's had the real thing more times than there are stars in the sky.
Dr. Kessler : There are more than four stars in the sky, Mr. Bundy.