An alternate ending, scripted but not used, finds Bud coming downstairs when Kelly calls for him after Crystal departs. Bud greets Pinworm and asks what Kelly called him for. Then Crystal reappears; it turns out Pinworm's car has hers blocked in. Seeing each other, Crystal and Pinworm fall into a passionate embrace. Bud cleverly thanks Crystal for her invitation (it's actually an all-access pass, for himself plus one guest, to the after-party...as well as backstage), and offers to "help carry the heavy stuff." Without taking her eyes off Pinworm, Crystal asks Bud to "be a prince and bring the car around...Please and thank you." With Kelly in tow, Bud goes to retrieve Crystal's car. Outside, he reminds his sister that they've got all-access to Crystal's show and after-party, as well as her hotel suite. Moreover, they've seen her with Pinworm. The truth dawns for Kelly, who warmly hugs her brother; while doing this, she Breaks the Fourth Wall by smiling over his shoulder at the audience/camera. Her last line: "From all of us here at MARRIED...WITH CHILDREN - [blows us a kiss] - Happy Frankenstein's Day".