Married... with Children (TV Series)

We'll Follow the Sun (1990)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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• Bud : The babes will be calling plenty soon. I'm a senior now. A mover. A shaker. I'm the man. I've got the juice. Yup, when I was a freshman, they flushed my head down the toilet. When I was a sophomore, they flushed my head down the toilet. When I was a junior, I was getting cool, so they let me flush it myself. But now I'm a senior. And ready to rule. This year he's back, he's cool, he's dry.

  Kelly : Until he goes to sleep.

• Peggy : Gee, Al, uh, think you could slow down? My hair is just whipping in the wind.

  [to Bud and Kelly] 

  Peggy : He's not scaring you, is he, kids?

  [Bud puts his hand to his ear] 

  Bud : [with sarcasm]  Sorry, Mom, I couldn't hear you over the 'roar' of the engine.

  Kelly : Come on, leave Daddy alone. I mean, how could he possibly know there would be a TRAFFIC JAM on LABOR DAY?

  [Kelly looks at Al accusingly] 

  Al : [trying to stay calm]  Shut up.

• Bud : Any chicks call for me this morning?

  Kelly : Yeah, the Malaysian Mail Order Bride company called. No takers. Apparently even poor hungry women from the third world think they can do better.