Married... with Children (TV Series)

Wedding Show (1993)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• [Bud sits back, putting his hands behind his head] 

  Bud : I feel good. Yep, I do. Talk all you want, nothing can bring me down.

  Kelly : You just had sex with your Cousin Jimmy's bride.

  Bud : ...Well, that did it!

• Kelly : [when bud asks Kelly's advice on how to pick up women]  Kelly: Oh, okay, you little gibbon. The next time you see a girl, stand on her feet so she can't run. Then you look deep into her eyes and say, "you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, and I'd love to share a night of incredible sex with you. No names, no witnesses, no regrets. Come be one with me

• [Bud asks Kelly for a good pick-up line to use at a wedding] 

  Kelly : Okay, what about this: "Hey, miss, I'm the Keebler Elf! Would you like some free cookies? If you've got the time, I've got the hollow tree."

  Bud : Yeah, maybe I asked the wrong person. You're used to responding to, "Yo, here!"

• Kelly : Oh, okay, you little gibbon. The next time you see a girl, stand on her feet so she can't run. Then you look deep into her eyes and say, "you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, and I'd love to share a night of incredible sex with you. No names, no witnesses, no regrets. Come be one with me."

  Bud : You really think that's better than, "Let's do it. I have my own bedroom in my parents' house"?

• Kelly : [alarmed]  What did you do?

  Bud : A gentlemen never tells.

  [pause, then] 

  Bud : I had SEX! With a girl! And I did it good!

  Kelly : Oh my God...

  Bud : That's what she said - twice.

  Kelly : What, once when you got undressed and once when you put on your bunny slippers?