- [Offscreen]
- Al: Peg, leave it alone, it's mine.
- Peggy: But it just hangs there lifelessly. Let me fiddle with it, I'll straighten it out.
- Al: For God's sake, Peg, you're going to pull it off... Now it's too long.
- Peggy: Most women like it that way.
- Al: I don't care what women like. I'm the one that has to lug it around.
- [Al enters, his necktie way too long]
- Kelly: [when bud asks Kelly's advice on how to pick up women] Kelly: Oh, okay, you little gibbon. The next time you see a girl, stand on her feet so she can't run. Then you look deep into her eyes and say, "you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, and I'd love to share a night of incredible sex with you. No names, no witnesses, no regrets. Come be one with me
- Kelly: Oh, okay, you little gibbon. The next time you see a girl, stand on her feet so she can't run. Then you look deep into her eyes and say, "you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, and I'd love to share a night of incredible sex with you. No names, no witnesses, no regrets. Come be one with me."
- Bud: You really think that's better than, "Let's do it. I have my own bedroom in my parents' house"?