Bud has the opportunity to go to Washington and meet the President, but Al chooses to spend the money on Kelly instead so that she can become the spokesmodel for his favorite food, Weenie-Tots. She lands the job, and Al scores a huge supply of Weenie-Tots, only to come home and find Peg has opened them all in order to scratch off the sweepstakes tickets inside. They win the $100,000 grand prize with the very last box, only to have Bud get his revenge by reminding them that they are ineligible because Kelly is an employee of the company. Al schemes to have Marcy and Jefferson collect the money for them for a 50% split, but at the press conference Kelly slips up and exposes the plan, leading to the money being confiscated for one of Jefferson's earlier real estate cons. Peggy thinks it's all over, but Al knows better - he opens the door to find Officer Dan waiting with handcuffs, who tells him that dinner in jail tonight is the same as every night: Weenie-Tots.