Married... with Children (TV Series)
Yard Sale (1990)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : A Bundy never wins, but a Bundy never quits.
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Al Bundy : Kids, it is with a heavy heart that I have to report that Bundyland is a complete and total failure.
Peggy Bundy : Hmph. A first for anything named Bundy.
Al Bundy : Gee, I wish it could be like one of them big Wanker hoedowns. You know, where everybody gathers around the still and they play Spin The Cousin.
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Al Bundy : Welcome to Bundyland, the depressingest place on Earth.
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[Peggy is in disguise, attempting to buy back the things she purchased from other garage sales]
Peggy Bundy : [using a deep voice] And I'll take this, and this and this. Oh, my.
Kelly Bundy : What can I do for you?
Peggy Bundy : How much for this wagon wheel?
Kelly Bundy : 25 cents.
Peggy Bundy : That's ridiculous. I'll give you 50 cents.
Kelly Bundy : No, my daddy says 25.
[Al and Bud are watching this]
Al Bundy : Bud, you notice anything unusual over there?
Bud Bundy : Which do you mean, Dad? Mom dressed like an idiot or, uh, Kelly, for the first time, using the word "no"?
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Kelly Bundy : You know, I can't understand why we can't sell any of this junk.
Al Bundy : Well, honey, see, lawn sales are based on the Bigger Idiot Theory. You know, nothing's so dumb that some bigger idiot won't come along and buy it, but the, uh, flaw in that theory is that eventually you get to the head idiot. And, uh, you call her "Mom."
