Married... with Children (TV Series)
You Better Shop Around: Part 1 (1991)
Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy
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Quotes
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Al : Marcy, get I get in front of you? I only need to buy a stick of gum.
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Eat hot death, loser!
Al : [looks at a magazine stand] Oh, the National Enquirer. Look at this, "Steve Rhoades marries Cher."
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Where? Where?
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[the Bundys cut Marcie in line and won a 1,000,000th customer shopping spree]
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : [to the check-out lady] Hey! I was the next in line!
Al Bundy : What are you complaining about? You still are.
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Al : Oh miss, I think you dropped something.
Nibbles : Oh.
[bends over, showing cleavage]
Nibbles : Thank you market dweller.
Kelly Bundy : Dad? Dad? Daddy.
Al : What?
Kelly Bundy : Do you *want* anything?
Al : Why, yes, I have a strange yearning for some melons...
[sees Marcy]
Al : and a plucked chicken.
Marcy D'Arcy : I thought I smelled shoes.
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Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : When we were burning you in effigy, I ran into people I hadn't seen in years. We sat around. We sang our favorite folk songs like, "If I had a hammer, I'd drive it through Al Bundy's skull."
