Married... with Children (TV Series)

You Better Watch Out (1987)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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• [something falls off the Bundy's roof into their back yard] 

  Kelly : What was that?

  Al : I don't know but if it's dead and has a red nose, we'll throw it in Steve and Marcy's yard.

• Al : Well, they're gone. All dead guys and non-relatives out.

  Bud : So long, Kel.

  Kelly : Yeah, like they really intended to have you.

  Peggy : Now kids, we wanted both of you. It was your father I didn't plan on.

• Marcy : Santa's gone. I'll never be able to enjoy Christmas again.

  Kelly : Well, you're in the right place.

  Peggy : Come on Marcy, these things happen.

  Marcy : WHEN has this ever happened? A guy dressed as Santa Claus goes skydiving, his parachue doesn't open, and he lands right in your back yard?

  Peggy : Cheer up. It could have been worse. He could have landed on the picket fence.

• Kelly : Dad, why don't we get Bud one of those scratching posts to rub against? You know, it'll save the furniture.

  Bud : You really wanna save the furniture, Kel? Why don't you stop putting notches on your bed posts?

  Al : Now Bud, apologize to your sister.

  Bud : No.

  Al : Okay.

• Peggy : Thank your father, Kids.

  Bud , Kelly : [sourly]  Thanks, Dad.

• Peggy : OK, he's gone. Now for Daddy's present. Bud, run upstairs and get a tie out of Daddy's closet.

  Kelly : I'll get a box.

  Peggy : Oh, no, no, no, wait. It's Christmas, we should make it special for him - Bud, get one of his shirts too.

  [excitedly] 

  Peggy : Oh gosh, I just love Christmas.

• Al : Peg, I'm ashamed of you.

  Peggy : I know.

  Al : Peg! If you keep shopping at that new mall, we'll be broke and living in a cardboard box under the 'L'!

  Peggy : Not me. I can always divorce you and remarry.

  Bud : And me and Kelly will be living in a foster home.

  Kelly : Let's go shopping. Put Dad in a early grave!

  Al : Uh, family before you go, would you get old Daddy's shotgun and stand close together?

• Bud : Dad, where are our Christmas presents?

  Kelly : He probably has them in the car, don't you?

  Al : Well, no. Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror.