Married... with Children (TV Series)

You Better Watch Out (1987)

Mike Hagerty: Coroner

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• [the coroner is stopped from removing the dead body of Santa Claus by a group of children outside the Bundy's front door] 

  Coroner : Uh-oh.

  Al : What's wrong now? The Easter Bunny hang himself in my front yard?

• Coroner : Pizza, it always reminds me of my first day on the job.

• Coroner : Bundy, you seem like a nice guy so I'll give you a little advice. Don't die with your jewelry on.

• Coroner : Well, that about wraps it up out there. I just have a few routine questions for my report if you don't mind. Did any of you know the diseased?

  Peggy : Well, I read about him in books. But in books, he's usually going up instead of down.

  Coroner : Okay, so that's a "no." Did anyone actually see him fall and hit the ground?

  Bud : I wish.