Married... with Children (TV Series)

You Better Watch Out (1987)

David Garrison: Steve Rhoades

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• Marcy : [after a sky-diving department store Santa splattered all over the Bundys' back yard, while Steve and Marcy were over, the coroners are clearing up outside; inside, Steve is pouring a large drink, while Marcy is babbling, and both are shaking]  Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god...

  [Al, Peg, Kelly and Bud are all eating pizza] 

  Al : Hey Peg, you know what we ought to do tomorrow? We oughta make some Christmas cookies.

  Peggy : Oh yeah, and maybe some eggnog, with nutmeg.

  Bud : Mmm!

  Steve Rhoades : You ghouls! Don't you understand, there's a splattered Santa all over your yard!

  Al : What do you want me to do Steve? Quit eating?

• Steve Rhoades : We donated money in your name to the National Organization for Women. Merry Christmas.

  Al : That's great. Do I get tickets to their 10K man stomp?