- Bud Bundy: [after Kelly guesses the numbers on the roulette wheel] Now, how did you do that?
- Kelly Bundy: Well, I just let my mind go blank.
- Bud Bundy: What do you mean, "let" it? How can you stop it?
- [Al flees the ring after finding out the woman he has to wrestle is an extremely mean, fat woman called Big Bad Momma]
- Peggy Bundy: It's $10,000, Al.
- Al Bundy: That's a dollar a pound, Peg!
- Marcy Rhoades: Get in there, you big baby.
- [Al refuses]
- Peggy Bundy: Do it for me.
- Al Bundy: No!
- Peggy Bundy: Do it for the kids.
- Al Bundy: No!
- Peggy Bundy: Al... do it for the TV.
- [Al climbs in the ring]
- Yummy: Would you care to make a bet, sir? Sir?
- [Al's fantasy ends and the roulette dealer calls to him]
- Yummy: Sir? HEY, YOU!
- [Al snaps back to reality]
- Yummy: You wanna make a bet or what?
- Al Bundy: You bet I'm gonna bet.
- [Al places his money down]
- Yummy: It's a $20 minimum, sir.
- [Al takes his money and leaves]
- Yummy: Who was that guy?
- Peggy Bundy: Loser. Born Loser.