Married... with Children (TV Series)
You Gotta Know When to Hold Them: Part 1 (1990)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
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Quotes
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Bud Bundy : What did I do wrong?
Kelly Bundy : Nothing. Don't you know anything about women?
Bud Bundy : Well... no.
Kelly Bundy : Well I do. Her fists were saying no no, but there was yes yes in her eyes.
Bud Bundy : Really?
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Kelly Bundy : Oh, big news in the neighborhood. Mr. Rhoades dropped Mrs. Rhoades like an old shoe.
Bud Bundy : No kidding?
Kelly Bundy : Yep, he left her to go be a ranger in that park, you know the one where Yogi Bear lives.
Bud Bundy : Jellystone National Park?
Kelly Bundy : No, the other one, Yose-might.
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Kelly Bundy : You know, Bud, it's time to step things up. You've got to show her that you're for real. Do something that screams romance. Buy a single rose, hold it between your teeth, and wait for her in her bed. I know, wear your Ghostbusters jammies, but don't tuck them in.
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[Al presses the buttons on his TV remote, but nothing happens]
Al Bundy : What the hell's wrong with this remote control?
Bud Bundy : Well, Dad, I'm no electrician, but I'd say the trouble is the TV's gone.
[Al becomes shocked as he notices the TV is missing]
Kelly Bundy : Oh, and by the way, Dad, so is Mom.
Al Bundy : Wait a second. Let's not gloss over this TV thing.
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Kelly Bundy : Hi, Mrs. Rhoades.
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : I guess you heard the news.
Kelly Bundy : Oh, you mean about how Mr. Rhoades used and left you like you were the handwipe in the men's room at the bus station?