Married... with Children (TV Series)

You Gotta Know When to Hold Them: Part 1 (1990)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : What did I do wrong?

  Kelly Bundy : Nothing. Don't you know anything about women?

  Bud Bundy : Well... no.

  Kelly Bundy : Well I do. Her fists were saying no no, but there was yes yes in her eyes.

  Bud Bundy : Really?

• Kelly Bundy : Oh, big news in the neighborhood. Mr. Rhoades dropped Mrs. Rhoades like an old shoe.

  Bud Bundy : No kidding?

  Kelly Bundy : Yep, he left her to go be a ranger in that park, you know the one where Yogi Bear lives.

  Bud Bundy : Jellystone National Park?

  Kelly Bundy : No, the other one, Yose-might.

• [Al presses the buttons on his TV remote, but nothing happens] 

  Al Bundy : What the hell's wrong with this remote control?

  Bud Bundy : Well, Dad, I'm no electrician, but I'd say the trouble is the TV's gone.

  [Al becomes shocked as he notices the TV is missing] 

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, and by the way, Dad, so is Mom.

  Al Bundy : Wait a second. Let's not gloss over this TV thing.

• Al Bundy : [on the phone]  Hello, sergeant? This is Al Bundy again. Listen, I'm... really starting to get worried now.

  [starts getting choked up] 

  Al Bundy : I'm sorry. It's getting hard for me to talk. Let me calm down. The description? Okay. 19 inch diagonal, has a maple... maple console, and it's got notches in it from where the... where the kids grew.

  Bud Bundy : Dad, what about Mom?

  Al Bundy : [still on the phone]  Oh, yeah. My wife's missing, too. What? A description? I don't know. Listen, you guys are awful busy. Why don't you find the TV first and then we'll worry about the wife. Yeah. Now, listen, let me know if you hear anything, huh? Goodbye.