Martin (TV Series)

Boyz 'R Us (1992)

Thomas Mikal Ford: Tommy Strawn

Quotes 

• Thomas Strawn : Hey, Martin, you think Peter Pan was gay, man? You know, hanging up in the tree with all them Lost Boys?

  Martin Payne : The man had a girl. Tinkerbell, man.

  Thomas Strawn : Yeah, but Tinker was only this tiny thing.

  Martin Payne : Yeah, but most of that was butt, man. Pow! Tinker was like that! Ha-ha!

• Gina Waters : Okay, this how we play, when I ask a question, you just answer it honestly, okay? That means everybody.

  Martin Payne : I'm gonna do the honest thing, girl!

  Gina Waters : Alright. Question number one - "Would you date someone who was 40lbs. overweight?"

  Martin Payne : Nah. Nah. No. No. I got to breathe , baby.

  [act like he's suffocating] 

  Pamela 'Pam' James : I would. I mean, as long as 20 of it was in his wallet.

  Cole Brown : Uh, sure. 40lbs. overweight means baby can cook.

  Pamela 'Pam' James : Next question: "If you were married and shipwrecked on a desert island with a beautiful stranger, would you make love to them?"

  Cole Brown : Whew, Mary Ann and Ginger? Yeah! But not that Mrs. Howell.

  Gina Waters : Martin?

  Martin Payne : Come on, baby, I would die making love to a coconut before I'd cheat on you.

  Gina Waters : Next question: "Would you date someone who was of a different race than yourself?"

  Cole Brown : It don't matter what race she is. We all black when the lights go out.

  Thomas Strawn : Well, I don't know. My mama always told me, "If she can't use your comb, don't bring her home."

  Cole Brown : Wait a minute. Tommy, you were dating a white girl in college.

  Thomas Strawn : No, she wasn't white! She was French!

• Pamela 'Pam' James : Look, Martin, if money is power, then you ain't got none, 'cause, see, Gina makes a whole lot more more money than you do anyway.

  Martin Payne : [shocked]  When did you start making more money than me?

  Thomas Strawn : Don't go there , brother.