Maude (TV Series)

Maude's Dilemma: Part 2 (1972)

Conrad Bain: Dr. Arthur Harmon

Quotes 

• Dr. Arthur Harmon : Just between you and me, Walter, I don't know why Maude wants to have the baby at all. At her age you know there are certain risks.

  Walter Findlay : Well, don't underestimate the maternal instinct, Arthur. Besides, she might also be fighting the idea of abortion on moral grounds.

  Dr. Arthur Harmon : And you don't want to interfere?

  Walter Findlay : I think I interfered enough already!

• Walter Findlay : [Referring to a vasectomy]  Tell me something. What's it like after...

  Dr. Arthur Harmon : After the snip, snip?

  Walter Findlay : [Cringing]  After the snip, snip.

  Dr. Arthur Harmon : Nothing, except you can't make babies. That's all.

  Walter Findlay : And that's it?

  Dr. Arthur Harmon : That's it.

  Walter Findlay : I don't change into a soprano, do I?