- Vivian Cavender Harmon: [in character as a little girl with a drink in her hand] My name is Vivian and I'm only five years old.
- Mrs. Nell Naugatuck: Then you shouldn't be drinking!
- Maude Findlay: I don't know my favourite year, but I can tell my least favourite. 1492.
- Maude Findlay: Why 1492?
- Mrs. Nell Naugatuck: Because if Christopher Columbus hadn't discovered this flipping country I wouldn't be working tonight!