Melrose Place (TV Series)

House of God (1992)

Grant Show: Jake Hanson

Quotes 

• Jake Hanson : [meeting Jo for the first time, after he finds a box of photographic equipment at his door]  So you're um... a photographer then?

  Jo Reynolds : And so you're ah... CIA or KGB, or just nosy?

  Jake Hanson : Well, the box was in front of my door, wasn't it? I'm Jake Hanson. I live right there.

  Jo Reynolds : Oh, the motorcycle aficionado. Yeah, Rhonda gave me caps and reviews on all the neighbors. There's Billy the writer, there's Michael the doctor, and there's Jake, the silent type.

  Jake Hanson : And you're uh...

  Jo Reynolds : Jo. The private type.

• Jake Hanson : You know, you gotta watch the water around here. The plumbing's kind of weird, you know. Like, you turn on hot, I get cold. That kind of thing.

  Jo Reynolds : So, what are you saying? I have to call you before I shower?

  Jake Hanson : No, no. Just if you hear my shower going, wait. Generally, I take short showers.

  Jo Reynolds : Oh, I'm so relieved.

• Jake Hanson : Have a nice day.

  Jo Reynolds : [checking him out as he goes downstairs]  I'll do my best.

• Jake Hanson : You know, as far as I know, there's no welcome wagon around here. At least nothing official. So, if you want someone to show you around town...

  Jo Reynolds : [rudely interrupting]  I'll call a cab.