- Dr. Kimberly Shaw: What are you after, Jane? An apology of some sort?
- Jane Andrews Mancini: Not at all! I just wanted to tell you that I think you are disgusting, and I hope that someday, if you're ever lucky enough to find a man of your own, that some pathetic bitch will come along and hurt you the way you have hurt me!
- Jane Andrews Mancini: I just wanted to tell you I think you are disgusting. I only hope that someday, if you're ever lucky enough to find a man of your own, that some pathetic bitch will come along and hurt you the way you hurt me.
- Dr. Kimberly Shaw: Jane, it's not over.
- Jane Andrews Mancini: I'm getting a divorce.
- Jane Andrews Mancini: [about Michael] I'd like to beat the crap out of him. I'd like to break a dish over his head. I would like to KICK HIS ASS!
- Allison Parker: I thought you were with 'I-need-a-man-Amanda'?
- Billy Campbell: You're drunk!
- Allison Parker: Yeah. Shocking, isn't it?
- Allison Parker: I'm sorry. You were right about everything.
- Amanda Woodward: Really? Can I tape this moment for posterity?
- Jake Hanson: I don't know what's worse: that I had to bail you out of jail, or that you lied to me.
- Jo Reynolds: Well, go home, sleep on it and then get back to me when you've figured it out.
- Jane Andrews Mancini: [showing her wedding ring] Do you see this, Kimberly? This signifies something, a commitment, a trust, a bond between two people. Not just sex! But a deep and abiding love and friendship - something you can never understand.
- Dr. Kimberly Shaw: Jane? Jane?
- Jane Andrews Mancini: What?
- Dr. Kimberly Shaw: It's not over.
- Jane Andrews Mancini: What?
- Dr. Kimberly Shaw: Since we're being so honest, I just thought you should know.
- Jane Andrews Mancini: I don't believe you.
- Dr. Kimberly Shaw: Oh believe it! Michael told me all about your wonderful night at the hotel room, but don't think that means he's gonna give me up! I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
- Jane Andrews Mancini: Don't be. Because if what your saying is true, he's all yours. I'm getting a divorce.
- Amanda Woodward: My big surprise! I'm buying the building, I mean dad and I are buying the building! But I'm gonna live here and manage the place!
- Allison Parker: I can't believe it!
- Billy Campbell: Yeah, this is... this is...
- Amanda Woodward: Wonderful, isn't it? Great investment, great friends; I think I'm really gonna love it here!