Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

Sauce for the Goose (2005)

Jane Wymark: Joyce Barnaby

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Joyce Barnaby : I bought you a new jar of *this*.

  [shows him a jar of Plummer's Relish] 

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Oh, thank you. But you shouldn't have bothered.

  Joyce Barnaby : I thought it was your favourite.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Well, it was, but it isn't any more. I think they changed the recipe.

  [he bins it] 

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Sorry.

• DCI Tom Barnaby : What are you planning to do with that?

  Joyce Barnaby : With what?

  DCI Tom Barnaby : The Plummer's Relish.

  Joyce Barnaby : Bin it. I'm having a clear out, in case you hadn't noticed.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : You can't throw out the Plummer's Relish.

  Joyce Barnaby : Why on earth not? It's been in the back of that cupboard for years.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : My father had Plummer's Relish in his sandwiches every day of his working life.

  Joyce Barnaby : You never use it, Tom. Anyway, this one's a health hazard. At least let me buy a new jar.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : I doubt they make this stuff anymore. Please don't chuck it out, Joyce, just in case.

  Joyce Barnaby : All right, if you insist.