The Mighty Boosh (TV Series)

Tundra (2004)

Matt Berry: Dixon Bainbridge

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Quotes 

• Dixon Bainbridge : Naboo, are you in some shamanistic trance?

  Naboo : No, I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac.

• Naboo : What's in it for me?

  Dixon Bainbridge : I don't know, a Kit Kat.

• Dixon Bainbridge : I don't like to finish on a downer. Here's a song: Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round. Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit worried that the best of all my years have gone by.

  Dixon Bainbridge and Bob Fossil : [Bob Fossil starts dancing]  And I need you now tonight! And I need you more than ever! And if you only hold me tight! We'll be holding on forever! And we'll only be making it right...

• [Howard and Vince are tied up back to back in an arctic cave, waiting to be sacrificed] 

  Howard Moon : This is difficult for me, but I feel as though I should say this... I love you, Vince.

  [Vince smirks, then tries to stifle giggles] 

  Howard Moon : What you doin'?

  Vince Noir : [Giggling]  Nothing.

  Howard Moon : Are you laughing?

  Vince Noir : [laughing]  No...

  Howard Moon : [Over Vince's laughter]  You better not be laughing at me... now.

  [still over the laughter] 

  Howard Moon : I'm telling you I love you.

  Vince Noir : [Giggles]  It makes me laugh.

  [giggling] 

  Howard Moon : That is so humiliating.

  Vince Noir : You just got me off guard.

  [smirking] 

  Howard Moon : Really.

  Vince Noir : Yeah, it was out of the blue.

  Howard Moon : I'm telling you I love you, and you're laughing at me.

  Vince Noir : Well, I love you.

  Howard Moon : You don't love me.

  Vince Noir : I do!

  Howard Moon : You're just saying you love me because I said it to you. It doesn't work. It doesn't mean anything.

  Vince Noir : [grinning]  No, I love you!

  Howard Moon : No, you don't.

  Dixon Bainbridge : [Stepping into view]  What a touching scene...

• Dixon Bainbridge : Up until now the Egg of Mantumbi has eluded me.