Paul Frees: John Beresford Tipton

Quotes 

• Michael Anthony : [Anthony enters a laboratory where he finds Tipton experimenting with hydroponics. Tipton is off camera with only his hands visible to viewers. He is pouring a liquid from a container into a test tube]  You sent for me, sir?

  John Beresford Tipton : [Motioning to a plant]  Look at this apple, Mike.

  Michael Anthony : [Startled, seeing an apple at least fifty times its normal size]  Amazing!

  John Beresford Tipton : If Adam and Eve had known about hydroponics, who knows what might have happened?

  [Chuckles] 

  Michael Anthony : [Smiling]  Yes, sir.

  John Beresford Tipton : Maybe I should have grown a giant pumpkin.

  [Chuckles as he hands an envelope to Anthony] 

  John Beresford Tipton : Here, give this Cinderella a million dollars, Mike.