- Jeremy Brown: Max, give me an example of a principal clause.
- Maximillian Papandrious: [smirking] Santa Claus!
- [class laughs]
- Jeremy Brown: Quiet! Right, just for that Max you can write out 20 times, "a clause is a sentence which is part of a longer sentence".
- Jeremy Brown: If you felt ill, what would you do?
- Juan Cervantes: Go to bed.
- Jeremy Brown: Before that.
- Juan Cervantes: Take the clothes off.
- Jeremy Brown: You would go to the doctor's.
- Juan Cervantes: No, no, no. Doctor kills my uncle in Madrid.
- Jeremy Brown: Really?
- Juan Cervantes: Si. My uncle, he has pain in the chest. He goes to see doctor. Doctor, he looks at him and says it's alright. Ten minutes later, in the street, my uncle finito.
- Jeremy Brown: He got a heart attack?
- Juan Cervantes: Motor car.
- Jeremy Brown: You could hardly blame the doctor for that.
- Juan Cervantes: Si, si, the doctor, he was driving the motor.
- Jeremy Brown: Assume you have a headache. Where would you go to get some aspirin?
- Ali Nadim: Tanduri Takeaway.
- Jeremy Brown: No, Ali.
- Ali Nadim: Yes, please. My jolly good friend who's working there always have plenty aspirin.
- Jeremy Brown: I meant to buy some aspirin.
- Ali Nadim: Why should I be buying them when I can be getting them from my friend for nothing done?
- Jeremy Brown: Alright, where do you go for aspirin when the Tanduri Takeaway is closed?
- Ali Nadim: Oh Blimey, Taj Mahal Curry House!
- Jeremy Brown: Which shop would you go to to buy a packet of cigarettes? Cigarettes!
- Zoltan Szabo: No shop.
- Jeremy Brown: Come on! Zoltan! You must go to some sort of shop.
- Zoltan Szabo: Zoltan no smoke!